Thursday, May 31 / 11:58 AM

I've got frozen salmon sashimi and softshell crab temaki.
Now join me?


Go Trella go go! And then you wouldn't know how they look. And just in case you missed the introduction. So,



Being the gracious and delightful person I am, this is sort of like, our favourite boys?

Wednesday, May 30 / 11:44 AM

When I get to sixty my hair will be grey, my stomach will be held at bay by my enormous beige knickers, and my nanny-goat beard will have littles bits of my lunch stuck in it. Will you still love me? Because they say that if it's love, you can't lose.

Tuesday, May 29 / 10:55 AM

Chocolate, ham and youghurt for breakfast.
Join me?

Sunday, May 27 / 8:46 PM

To my friend who likes tomatos.

Friday, May 25 / 1:18 PM

I've grown Shrek-like ears and Chinese left my face disfigured. I hate the sudden jerk back to reality. Did i mention this before? It is the sudden realization that you're not some teenage rich kid with skinny legs (The evil tabloids that Singapore sells for $8.90 which came from some foreign land) but actually a really normal student about to take Chinese Os' this Monday. Just when everyone starts enjoying their holidays.

To be extremly honest with me, myself and I, Chinese wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Right, I'll be off now to enjoy my chicken pie which I so dutifully bought from Mrs Han before deciding if I should rollerblade to Darren's house which is quite a possible thought I might say.

Tuesday, May 22 / 8:12 PM

Now that I am going through the ordeal of Chinese intensive, I am fully aware of the consequences of undergoing terrible times such as living in the slums with all the grim and dirt.

I also realise that yesterday's weather produces heatwaves in squiggles hovering just a little above the gravel.

In today's Battle of the Sexes, girls won again leading by 5 - nil. The perverse nature of men has once again seem to be the root of all evil. Yes perverse, not money in this case.However, men are arguing that the judges should take in into consideration the uncontrollable and subconcsious production of hormones. Not.

Friday, May 18 / 11:24 AM

Hey there, people of all races in the woooooorld. (I feel like im addressing my people hahahahahaha) It has been a gazillion years since i've blogged. Sometimes its the, 'okay i shall on the computer and start blogging'. But Friendster always gets in the way. Like a necessity or some sort. Wow, spoken like a true bimbo. Haha. This is going to be the most boring post ever.

Anyway this truly amazing thing just happened. My dad walked in and gave me $50. Then my mom walked in and did the same thing. Truth is, it never happened before. The minute amount of people reading this would most probably be rolling their eyes by now.

Somehow its all about the inspiration and i'm telling you, i've got nothing now. I'm racking my brains really hard but all i can think about is shopping. And there is no way i'm going to put my shopping list up on the web. Its insane, its more of my private life. Justin Timberlake's FuturesexLovesound makes me giddy. I know it sounds really random but its being played on the web and i just just just have to make that comment.

Saturday is coming, I can and can't wait for it. I'd love to go for CUT, but i simply dont dance. And what am i going to do besides that? Bummer, are we still going out in the afternoon then?

You see, all my uncertainties, i wished i could bundle them up real tight and throw it into my sister rattan basket where she keeps all her memories. But i have this feeling it'll come back running to me. Its really depressing to know that your life is built up on lies and uncertainties. And i'm afraid that my life would become like that.

Saturday, May 12 / 12:27 PM

Hello world wide web, things are becoming much worse than before. Time passes slower then those slimy slugs or what we humans call snails. There is this monster inside of me, its extremly fickle minded. It lacks common sense and pertinence. It has a horrifically EQ and IQ to match that. The monster is also afraid that people will mistaken it for something it is not, because if people find out what it truly is, they may look at it in a different way. And it may not always be good.

Friday, May 11 / 10:58 AM

Because as time kept going, I noticed some things
That our love kept growing, wanted to run away
Becuase the situations in the past, love never really lasts
Memories just had a hold of me.

Happy Birthday Roy?

Thursday, May 10 / 5:00 PM

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
- my dearest, vanessa <3

Monday, May 7 / 1:10 PM

leprechaun




'Pretty is no good, a lover will see true beauty. A lover will look at your breasts and if they are tiny apples he will adore them. Or if they are enormous and resting on your stomach he will think that they are remarkable. If you have a mole on your shoulder he will notice it and take time to kiss it. He will feel the rough skin on your elbow and imagine you resting on it as you gaze out a window from your desk. He will bury his face in your hair and will be in heaven at your scent. This man will really see you. And every woman is a work of art. Every woman is beautiful and should be seen.' I'm terribly sorry that this is so disgustingly sweet.

Friday, May 4 / 1:36 PM

Today's the brightest day of my week. For the whole week i'm hooked up in my own world, in my own time and space. Sometimes, with each pasing hour i feel as though i'm inching closer to the edge of a psychotic break. Because its like a claustrophobic world.


You should watch Spiderman Turn Gay 3. It's really not that bad afterall.