Women.You love them or you love them.They always want to have the final say.But what they say isnt always what they mean.Quite often it is the other way around.It's almost as if they have evolved a new language of their own and it's just a co-incidence that it is in english.It's about time we broke their code.
For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman.
I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
WHAT IT MEANS : I do want to have a relationship but not with you.So do not even bother trying to hit on me because a relationship between us is never going to happen.
I think of you as a brother/You remind me of my kid brother.
Sex with you would be like incest.
I do not think of you in "that" way.
My God you're ugly....get away from me or else I'll get a restraining order.
I enjoy being single.
I'd rather die as a spinster than go out with you.
I need more space/closure.
I have just realized what a dick you are.
Let's just be friends
You'll never see me naked!
We need to talk.
I need an emotional tampon right now.
I'm not that kind of a girl.
Keep trying.
We need....
I need.
Do you think I'm fat?
Tell me how hot I look.
Sure thing....I don't mind paying for myself.
Cheapo.
Honesty is very important for me.
Tell me what I want to hear.
I'm focusing on my career right now.
My studies maybe be boring but it sure beats hanging out with you.
No.
No.
Maybe.
No.
We have an off and on relationship.
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
No.
Yes.
Sunday, July 29 / 11:23 AM
Thursday, July 26 / 5:50 AM
Good morning Singapore, it's going to be cold today. 23degreescelcius in the morning, temperature set to rise to 25degreescelcius by 2pm this afternoon.Up for grabs today
A.) CME common test
B.) Chemistry Test
C.) Social Studies Mock Exam
D.) Chinese Test
Funny how my school works. Hello Huina if you're reading this, take good care of yourself you know. This is bound to happen when you don't eat proper meals. (Be like me!) One day we shall have Orange Julius Bacon & Cheese hotdog bun. Right i need to go off now because 0630 bus won't wait for me.
Monday, July 23 / 6:39 PM
There is no interesting topics to talk about. Anyway, the amount of gibberish that one speaks is directly proportional to the percentage of control it's retarded split personality has over him/her. Like what happens if you speak gibberish most of the time, like that would be hell on earth. I got a friend on the phone and i can't multi-task. On the scale of people, i would say somewhere as bad as chloe. Hey cool my computer's lagging. I mean its not that cool but its interesting. Like Heroes. My mind can control time and i type 2 seconds faster than everything.23 july 2006, my workload is like, 20 bricks. And adding 5 per day. No wonder i'm talking like this. My friend's singing now to the unresponsive me, in chinese. I shall go save the world again!
Saturday, July 21 / 9:53 AM
Already on baby hiatus, dumping social life down drain.Wednesday, July 18 / 2:48 PM
Singapore is Artificial
i think everything is polyethene
and it harms the environment
i think i'm going green
but right now i'll just go to the toilet
Friday, July 13 / 6:27 PM
save paper save trees save earthrecycle receipts.
Saturday, July 7 / 10:37 AM
i thought today was a stay home, 'daze' around, stare at the murky skies (its raining), sip hot cocoa with marshmallows (because its raining) and read a nice book kind of afternoon. Anyway about the hot cocoa part, i still got the cadbury chocolate drink that Amir bought for my birthday last year. And i've got mini-marshmallows. And i've got a good book.
But i haven't gotten over my jealous fits yet.
This morning after waking up with really bad hair and slogging myself to the toilet (it means a bad start for the day if you don't know), someone squeezed the new tube of toothpaste from the middle. You know, the middle! You're not suppose to squeeze it from the middle because you'll upset the natural flow of the toothpaste. And anyway, its unsightly. And when you're next, it'll be like what the- It looks ugly and its a new tube! Besides, i'm the one who bought it. My primary suspect is Father. But i shall forgive him because he makes terribly good fruit salads.
Monday, July 2 / 1:07 PM
I found Marisse's old post somewhere near 14th June, when she asked me to do this.Rules of the game:
Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself.
People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks!
So as usual, i didn't realise. Which was right because ok , I tag cheryl theresa gwen holly bong and joey. all of which I highly doubt will do the quiz.
But anyway
1.) I have a secret wish to my Dr. Dolittle because he talks to animals
2.) I have another name, Serena
3.) I hide 2 kittens in my storeroom a few years back hoping my mom wouldn't find out
4.) I have a phobia of riding bicycles because i'm afraid i'll knock someone down
5.) I wish pepperoni pizza comes with ham like the hawaiian one
6.) I get lazy to bathe sometimes
7.) I count the number of times you told me to shut up
8.) I am always high, i am so sorry. Marisse thinks it is cos i eat chocolates all day
9.) I bought a voodoo doll, but sold it for 10 because it didn't work
10.) I eat ants at 4 years old, dont ask me how, i really dont know
can i not tag 6 people? Good Afternoon NewYork! This is Gwen Talkingheads reporting from Singapore about the extreme weather that needs to satisfy its 'heat'thirst. It is burning at 40 degrees this morning, Youth Day as a matter of fact. There was also no breeze last night at Esplanade so everyone was sweating like pigs. Through our noses, thats what Darren Power says. But Trella, a group of young aspiring musicians were awesome last night so everything else was accounted for, right? Thank you David Ricketson for putting us live on your afternoon news. Have a nice day.