Gwen's Autobiography (Extremly mundane)

Wednesday, January 30 / 7:50 PM

Tuesday, January 29 / 11:26 PM

By Hilarion Goh

The photographer that i was with that day at work did me and lynn a favour.

Monday, January 28 / 12:17 AM

Sunday, January 27 / 2:00 AM

Impromptu Photos of the Week
I dont care if we look bad
If we do

Thats my phone in my mouth in case you're wondering

You wanted to know what i worked as today right? I don't feel like talking to you. So let me tell you this. I worked at Ritz Carlton during the afternoon before moving to Fullerton at night. There was a panelists' talk thing at Ritz, i did nothing much. At Fullerton during the fashion show, i was supposed to be the dresser for the models. Thats what the tag said but i ended up being the photographer's assistant. I had my meals at the buffets for both hotels and Lynn was with me. Want to know more? I do not think that i like you at all.

Monday, January 21 / 11:10 PM

My perfect example of a child prodigy. Next time i'll show you pet prodigy(s). So Thursday's in 2 days. (Nerves breaking teeth chattering) Gosh i just want to get back into cj, is it that hard?

The bird i was watching today down by the coffeeshop fell into the pail (the one with the dunked leftovers) Too greedy.

Sunday, January 20 / 11:06 AM

Sooo i got really cranky at 2am last night. I am so so so sorry.
Anyway when i was walking home along the narrow alley, there was a roach. A BIG roach. It was IN THE MIDDLE of the path. (Just to let you know, i'm really scared of them) I stomped my feet really badly but it still didn't go away. So i took a few steps back, ran.. (She goes, she's running running running she leaps and she scoreeeees!)

Friday, January 18 / 10:05 PM

1.) Bungee jump

2.) Fix my knee

3.) Write a book

4.) Own a pet shop

5.) Paint a masterpiece

I'm afraid of setting big plans for myself. Or even small little events that i know might be a little too 'crazy' to actualize. Are you ever like that?

I'm just happy to know that today's over. Taking things day by day, just rolling on. In fact, i'm hardly ever looking forward to anything that comes a week after. See where my ecstasy lies? Today's finally Friday, i'm so glad its the weekends. Never endeared weekends like this for an awfully long time.

Do you ever feel this way?

God i'm seriously like finding people who are alike, maybe just a friend, maybe just for comfort.

Wednesday, January 16 / 9:30 PM

she cried 3 times today, don't make her cry again.

Tuesday, January 15 / 11:23 PM

This because i got it for her christmas present

This because i took it

This because its where you're suppose to be focusing your attention on

Monday, January 14 / 11:38 PM

I just realised how much fun i had missed out. Like marisse and bryan and everyone. Its not exactly true that i'm not having a remarkably enjoyable time. But its kinda like you don't really spot/notice/discover/catch the difference untill after some time. Maybe something like, you know? Honestly hell i dont know. Oh and something's wrong with friendster. To shit with me and my webcam haa. (I figured reducing my 'hahahahaaa' to ha would save alot of time) (but anyway i took quite abit of time telling you this so i presume it doesn't make much of a difference now)

Earlier on(2am), Marisse was getting grossed out at Bryan's bacteria-filled socks. (I wonder where did she get that whole BACTERIA thing from) But anyway that got me laughing like bananas on the bbq pit burning like marshmallows. All the brains were obviously not working tonight. Its like socks = plague. The kind that kills within minutes. AND Bryan definitely has the brains of a 3-year-old. I agree with jem ha. I mean c'mon who uses anti-bacterial WET wipes to clean his socks. And throw it out the second story window.

Why do i have friends like this?
I mean like, Why?

I like you guys best

Nicole Cheryl uhhhm Alexis Tay?

See that guy, he watches porn and does handstands

Meet Pris

Meet 6-pointer man

Meet my giants

So essentially i'm deciding between child prodigys and today's pictures. And yes I choose the latter.

Sunday, January 13 / 8:21 PM

Look at me in 2006

'Fragmentary' IG photo w/o my favourites inside.

So that this idiot will actually have a partially nice picture of himself.

Nicole

When we have too many baggages to talk about, ha

Friday, January 11 / 8:49 PM

There is this 'big' movie called Cloverfield thats going to come out soon. Its side-splittingly funny because the name doesn't go with the movie. This show is meant to be somewhat as if someone found a Handicam, took out the tape and put it in a player to watch it. Cloverfield is supposedly a home video turned something else. And its about a big monster attacking Newyork. The video was edited to have all those jump cuts found in home movies when they can just use a sony cam. Sorry i just had to comment on that to stop myself from going eukaryotic or normative-ish. Sigh i fell asleep for every tutorial and lecture but math.

Sunday, January 6 / 10:56 PM

So my week goes like this. I dipped my hair into a bucket of water, slid across the field on my put, rolled over mud, placed my hand in soap water with seeds and fruits (gross) and looked like a monkey dancing the mass dance. It was fun and dreadful.

I've got rashes from the mud and detergent (whichever one it is) and i've also got a bad throat and nasty cough and a period. I also barbecued really good marshmallows and told everyone the brown part tasted like caramel.

I had fun.

This is such an 'I' post.

Saturday, January 5 / 1:01 PM

Happy new year even though i'm a little late. Orientation for the past 3 days has been really draining. Even though i went out more often during the holidays i have neveer felt this tiiireeeed. Last night my legs were about to crash and i was still having dinner in town. It felt really bad. Now i have rashes from rolling about in mud. It feels extremmllyyy bad.

Honestly, despite all these complaints, orientation was fun. It has to be fun, its Cj right? If you're asking about pretty girls, okaaay only laa. You could come and crash if you want. Yes weiwen, orientation is good so far.

Now weekends! I'm going to stay home and watch movies and use the computer. I'm not going to hang out. I will die from exhaustion. Reminder: Buy mini marshmallows and satay sticks for bbq

Huina, how was orientation?